Hockey Parent RPG Acrylic Keychain | Funny Hockey Parent Gift
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DESCRIPTION
NEW GAME. LOAD SEASON. QUESTION YOUR LIFE CHOICES.
Welcome to Hockey Parent RPG, where your money disappears, your energy bar stays dangerously low, and your entire weekend depends on a schedule that changed three times.
Featuring a retro handheld gaming console design, this keychain captures the true hockey-parent experience: negative money, questionable caffeine levels, and a sanity meter that's hanging on by a thread.
Clip it to your keys, hockey bag, or backpack as a badge of honor for surviving another season.
Product details
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Retro handheld gaming console-shaped acrylic charm
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Pixel-inspired Hockey Parent RPG artwork
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Approx. 3" tall, excluding the clasp
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Metal clasp for easy attachment
Perfect for: Hockey moms, hockey dads, team managers, and exhausted parents who have officially unlocked the next level of rink life.
Your next objective: Find the rink. Acquire coffee. Survive the weekend.